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bed shed

The action of progressively taking off more and more clothes while in bed due to sweatiness or general discomfort (I'm looking at you socks) until one is usually down to their underwear. Tends to be more awkward at sleepovers.

Dad: "Hey Jimmy, bring up all your laundry before you go to bed"
Jimmy: "I'm gonna end up bed shedding anyways, so I'll just bring it up in the morning"

by JimmyMahfety711 June 4, 2021


in the shed

when your friends dont see/ hear from you for months cus youre always with your boo

when all your time is spent with your boyfriend/girlfriend, often refers to people in a new relationship.

"dude when did I last see u? ur with ----? oh youve been in the shed i see u"
"---- can never come out with us anymore, shes hella in the shed with her new guy"

by parasyyke January 31, 2024


Mexican Shedding Cobra

A mexican shedding cobra happens durring sex when the hole the penis is in gets too dry, which makes the top layer of skin peel off the penis.

"How was your night with the new baddie?"
"It was going great until I aquired a Mexican Shedding Cobra, will have to bring more spit next time."

by TeemoSlayer July 5, 2024


Mexican Shedding Cobra

A mexican shedding cobra is when your having sex and the hole the penis is inside of is too dry, which makes the top layer of skin peel off of the penis.

"How was last night with that new baddy?"
"It was going great for me until I aquired a mexican shedding cobra."

by TeemoSlayer July 5, 2024


shed

A man's large belly that protrudes outwards providing a 'shed' for his genitals.

*middle aged man with a large beer belly walks into the living room in his boxers having just got out of bed*

'Look at that belly, you're starting to get a shed there'

*affectionately rubs and pats the big belly that covers man's genitals*

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 October 6, 2016


Shed

The abbreviation of “shithead”, in a politer form to use around children and vulnerable aunties.

I hear that Brian kid has been bullying kids at school again”
“Yes. He’s a right horrible little Shed”

by Booga March 2, 2019


Shed

When You try to kiss someone behind a shed at a baseball diamond and your friend spoils the surprise

Nate tried to shed Catie at bethesda

by Big Daddy 1234567890098765432 January 31, 2022