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Fictional; a myth, a joke, a novelty. If girls played sports, they'd have to leave the kitchen.
Guy 1: hey dude guess what? the other night I needed a laugh so I watched some womens basketball and they found osama bin laden sitting in the stands!
Guy 2: wait hold on, they have womens basketball?! I thought womens sports were just a myth?
Guy 1: I know right? I bet some of them make a mean sandwhich, they can probably reach the top shelfs in the kitchen without a stool!
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another form of "suck dick". started over in carpenteria, CA, and is now used over the great reaches of no where else.
You sport dome, fool.
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Watersports lovers enjoy not just the flesh of their partners but also the secretions that flow from it. This fetish may also include a fascination with the one function (peeing) that their partner has been doing since birth.Generally speaking, for men the sensation of liquid passing through their urethra is exactly the same when they ejaculate as when they urinate. Even though men know the difference of whether they're cumming or urinating, the sensation is the same. Therefore, for watersports lovers, one action reminds them of the other. Likewise for females, their urethra opens and urine flows out of and among the sensitive lips of their body.
having sex and peeing
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ESPN's Bill Simmons wife. She usually writes about sports in the middle of The Sports Guy column, with a feminine touch and usually talking celebrity gossips and non-sports related stuff.
She had her own picks for the 2006-2007 NFL season and even beat her sports' fanatic husband at it.
As of 2007, she will be a regular on both ABC.com and ESPN.com with a column about the new season of 'The Bachelor'.
-Dude, did you read the new Sports Guy column on ESPN.com ?? It is hilarious.
-No, I didn't. I'm looking forward though to read The Sports Gal picks for the games this weekend.
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Having sex with a opposite/same sex partner for a defined period of time to see who can cause the other person to have more orgasms.
John and Jane had sport sex the other night for 5 hours, John won, he made Jane orgasm 30 times in his 8.
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The Permissible act of a sports fan or athlete, usually a male, shedding a quiet tear in celebration of their team's accomplishments. Also acceptable at the end of a classic sports motion picture. Only one episode of sports crying is acceptable per situation.
I sports cry every time at the end of 'Angels in the Outfield'.
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The most successful portuguese sports club and the world's most ecletic. Characterized by being a global major football, futsal, athletics, roller hockey and volleyball powerhouse, among other modalities. In terms of number of titles, it's only comparable to Barcelona or Real Madrid, in Europe.
Sporting Lisbon is one of the biggest sports clubs in the world and the most successful in Portugal.
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