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smoking meth using a straw and a taco shaped piece of aluminum foil.
My girlfriend has broken so many meth pipes that I will only let her smoke the chrome taco now.
When one laughs so hard that their mouth goes very wide open and the corners of their lips become highly rounded - so that when viewed side-on, their lips literally take the shape of a taco shell.
If you manage to get a side-on image of your friends taco laughing, it is guaranteed to become a crowning meme in the group.
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Friend: I don't know, why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!!!!!!
Friend: OMG HAHHAHAHAHAHA -Taco Laughs-
Me: -Takes picture, posts it on group chat-
Friend: Oh no did you take a picture of me taco laughing?
Me: Yeah I took a picture of you taco laughing!
Friend: Ugh my mouth is in the shape of a taco in this image!
Me: Yup, that's why it's called the taco laugh!!!
Women who have shared a sexual partner; female equivalent to eskimo brothers
Rose: Linda, aren't you going to pay for that?
Linda: Nah, it's cool we're taco sisters!
When you punch a women in her crotch so hard, it shatters.
That lady is so stupid, she deserves a Taco Crunch
The elite version of Taco Tuesday where the goated among us gather to devour Mexican delicacies. It transcends all races, religions, cultures and ethnicities to unite us as one single taco loving community. Death to all who oppose (whoresfall)
Guess what day it is! Taco Thursday!!!
The act of using ranch dressing as lubricant during sex. After intercourse the ranch dressing is consumed by the male.
Her pussy was so dry he needed to ranch taco that shit.
For her birthday I gave her a ranch taco.
A freshly shaved and showered pussy.
I went down on her after she shaved, that pussy was smooth as a velvet taco.
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