Johnson Dagger

When you turn your back to the farther basket at three quarters quart, shoot the ball of the closer backboard, simultaneously catch and shoot the ball where it lands and have it go in at the other end and scream out, "Johnson Dagger!!!"

"Oh Man, did you see that guy Tony shoot the Johnson dagger?"

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amir johnson

sick young basketball player for the detroit pistons. He decided to forgo college and take his shot at the NBA. (He had LOI to louisville) Doesn't play much right now but is a bright spot in the pistons locker room. Went 6-6 for 18 points vs the bucks in a game in 2006.

Amir Johnson was 6'9 when he was drafted and is now 6'11.

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Johnson highschool

A school were every white kid in the school is flexing airpods , the blacks are stealing the airpods., And the Mexicans are juuling in the bathroom next to that one fatty ass named Sean that wants to try. The teachers all want to die. And that cringe dinosaur kid walks over to you assaults you in the same fashion as he did two mins before. Most of the Mexicans like to take makers and draw Squidward and write nigga under it.

I'm a johnson highschool jag not a fag

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floppy johnson

The act of whipping your junk out and slapping sum1 one anywhere on there body.

Lil BowWow: I just got a floppy johnson in the fac.

Mom: By who?

Lil BowWow: Mike Jones! Bitch

Mom: Who?

Lil BowWow: and it stung he hit me in the forhead!

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Gary Johnson

an odd but really awesome person, place or thing

he's not weird, he's Gary Johnson

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silky johnson

arose from the player hater of the year, Silky Johnson. Denotes a dapper-dressing man, usually sporting polyester. Always ready with a witty quip to defame someone.

"That nigga'z a reel silky johnson."

"Bucknasty, what can i say about that suit that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan.. It looks bombed-out and depleted.." -Silky Johnson

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Chad Johnson

The definition of a good wide reciever. He talks the talk, and can back that shit up, because he has amassed over 1,100 receiving yards in each of four seasons in the NFL. There is only one real Ocho Cinco baby, and he is here to stay.

There are three things guaranteed in life:
1) Death
2) Taxes
3) Number 85 will ALWAYS be open

Here's a question, take your time, its a tough one.
How do you stop Number 85?
Answer: You can't baby, nothing can stop Chad Johnson.

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