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alt form of ‘serving cunt’
omg, my blorbo was just convicted of manslaughter while slaying absolute penis in their new button down flannel frock
A group of ABSOLUTE UNITS is called a troop
Chuck- “DAMN look at that troop!”
Bill- “What’s a troop?”
Chuck- “It’s a group of ABSOLUTE UNITS!”
Those fuckers at Urban Dictionary are Absolute fuckwit wankers
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Absolute Legends is a discord server full of the best people on the planet. They always look after each other, care for each other, and it’s a super wholesome place to be. If you want your mood to improve, spend a few minutes there
Person 1: “I’m in the absolute legends discord server”
Person 2: “Wow you’re so cool”
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Chad, but he had an extra 5 red bulls
The absolute fucking chad beat the man, because he said red bull was bad.
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Someone: Hanna is absolutely and utterly beautiful!
Me: I KNOW RIGHT
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