When an aquatic animal "drowns" due to lack of water
Also used when someone is strangled
John: Hey, are you ok?
Mike: No mate, I came in and my fish was air drowning last night. I was too late to save him.
John: Damn.
Or
Peter: Do you know what happened to Peter?
Susan: I heard he was air drowned by a psychopath.
The breeze that once receives in the back seat of the car from a fully opened window; usually is much stronger and more concentrated in that respect.
Dude, open up your window and turn off the AC, I need some secondhand air.
The motion made with one's own arm imitating a male masterbating to show a complete lack of interest or respect to someone talking.
I was standing behind my boss air-jacking while he was yelling at everyone in the meeting.
When you engage in butt sex and the air gets shoved up your rectum and you get bloated to the effect of feeling pregnant.
Oh honey, you certainly did give me an air baby last night! I feel like I'm about to deliver!
A type of invisible gum generally masticated by the older and desiccated members of our society.
Old Ma Begley seemed blissfully unaware of the toy poodle carcass mashed round the rear wheel of her mobility scooter as she sped through the mall scowling into the far distance and chomping away on a big wad of air gum.
When your trying to drop a deuce, but all that comes out is air.
Use in place of "i farted"
Whats that smell?
I dropped some deuce air!
The ability to type semi-coherently in thin air, as if you were using a full QWERTY keyboard. Computer geeks can usually do this with near 100% accuracy, and it is usually computer geeks who will be proud of being able to do such a feat. Uses the traditional tenses of "typing" (air-type, air-typed, air-typer, etc.)
Geek: I'm awesome, I just air-typed that entire program. Air-typing FTW!
Anyone else: Geek. Get a life.