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Titty-fucking your flat chested 2nd cousin.
Also known as Amish Surfboarding
I’m going to a family reunion next weekend and chances are I’ll end up riding an Amish Surfboard.
place an oxygen mask on your passed out mate of friend while inserting the tubing to the asshole of a horse or another passed of mate or friend. works better than smelling salts to wake them up.
she was passed out drunk so we gave her an amish air mask. she woke up and vomited so she was ready to go again.
Your partner forcefully rams corn on the cob into your ass leaving it in for a limited amount of time then removing it to consume
Me and my friend were bored, so we decided to Amish Corn Husk. In the beginning it hurt but in the end it was a sweet treat
A vape hand crafted buy an Amish person with the flavor of amish moon butter
Pass the Amish moon vape dawgggg
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Pour hot butter all over a dildo, then turn out all the electricity, sneak into a girls room and plunge the dildo in and out of a girls vagina like you are churning butter.
After drinking all night i went home, hit the circuit breaker, sprayed down King Dong with I Can't Believe It's Not Butter and gave her a good Amish Butter Churn.
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1) When you eat an organic egg out of a partner's ass.
At what seemed like a crazy breakfast idea, Todd and Marcy were delighted after trying their first Amish chicken coop, and will make it a new Sunday morning ritual.
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During anal sex, after finishing inside the other person, the male forcefully plunges his dick in and out of their asshole. This makes the semen extra sticky and makes a loud splooshing sound. The one performing the act must have a neck beard, preferably with connecting sideburns.
"He hit me with that Amish Butter Churner after he came in my ass last night, it was horrible to clean up."
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