asking the big questions

Someone who asks questions that are at a whole different level of understanding than the rest of the audience.

Sandy: Why does 1 + 1 = 2 Mr Teacher?
John: When did you decide you were going to teach 6 year olds what could barely pass as arithmetic instead of following your dreams of becoming an astronaut Mr teacher?
Mike: *nudging tony* John asking the big questions
*Tony nods in agreement*

bettah ask somebody

a phrase you use when you don't know what else to say

something Johnny says to try and sound cool but he's really a super dork

do you like anime

bettah ask somebody

Ask a person out

On February 7 ask someone that you like on a date or even to be in a relationship

Hey since it is ask a person out day... will you go out with me

I Didn’t ask

A quote used by most arseholes in society to express little interest in what someone is trying to say, even when the speaker can be trying to engage in a conversation and show up events in their life, opinions, or personality traits.
Can be redeemed if you are the victim by saying “I didn’t ask if you asked”

Speaker 1- “I find this song a heavy criticism of our government and states power and i like the lyrics”
Dickhead 1- “ I didn’t ask”
Speaker 1- “I didn’t ask if you asked”
Dickhead 1-“I didn’t ask if you asked if I asked”
Speaker 1-“I didn’t ask if you asked if I asked if you asked”
And so oooonnnnnnnn......

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Nobody asked

you usually use this phrase in a argument if you play this

I play Roblox, I have heard the phrase "nobody asked" in every argument i have been in with oders

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The ASK Academy Effect

The ASK Academy effect is basically the theory that whenever someone transfers to this school somehow the guys look mildly attractive since they're the only guys here, furthermore public schools consist of attractive guys BUT THE GUYS AT ASK ARE NERDS AND LOSERS WHY DO I FIND THEM ATTRACTIVE

basically u lower ur standards a lot

Suzy: Wow omg look at him he's so hot
Patricia: He goes to ASK doesn't he

Suzy: Ya

Patricia: No wonder, he's ugly as shit. This is The ASK Academy Effect

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Did I asked?

The most fucking rudest thing to say to a person. If someone says that they are probably a brat, It is so fucking annoying. It also means that aka when someone says it they are actually saying I don't give a shit.

Jass Child: Your artwork looks so nice!
Jack: Did I asked?

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