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Keyboard Assassin

(n) - An individual who furiously enters comments into a comment section for the sole purpose of proving everyone wrong, and silencing an entire thread despite neither being right or wrong, just passionate.

"Boy, that keyboard assassin sure showed me what for..."
"Reddit is fun, until a flat-earth keyboard assassin shows up..."
"4chan would be great if it weren't for all these keyboard assassins..."
"Are you a fucking keyboard assassin dude?"

by Richard P. Sprinkler March 3, 2021


Assassin

assassin

A whisper in the void, a phantom of twilight realms. This ethereal entity dances on the edge of reality, wielding shadows like deadly blades. With eyes that pierce souls and fingers that weave fatal destinies, the assassin is a living myth. Their critical strikes shatter the very fabric of existence, while their dagger mastery carves elegies into the flesh of time. Cloaked in deadly arts and shadow magicks, they move unseen between heartbeats, their combos a symphony of exquisite destruction. Legends speak of their beauty as a curse, a face so divine it's the last mesmerizing vision their targets behold before oblivion claims them. To witness an assassin is to glimpse perfection incarnate – a fleeting moment of awe before one's world dissolves into eternal night.

“Damn, did you see how smoothly Jake aced that presentation and then charmed the entire board? That dude’s a straight-up assassin in the corporate world.”

by December 15, 2024


ASSASSIN

Sexiest man on discord, has also had sexual intercourse with your mother.

oh my god assassin just had sex with me

by ppman132 September 15, 2021


AssAssin

A person with two asses.

Person 1: Damn bro I didn't know you were an AssAssin

Person 2: Who are you!? Wtf are you doing in my house!? GET OUT BEFORE I CALL THE COPS!

by ◉ ‿ ◉  July 11, 2021


Assassin

Two asses in each other

YO ITS DERRICK THE BUTTHOLE ASSASSIN

by zaqwszsfdzsgf September 21, 2020


Assassin Bear

Licensed to kill.
The global financial crisis isn't helping
him much though.
Please check the flyers.
He's offering one million per kill now.

you can kill assassin bear with level 10 or higher cat cannon

by memeaddictive June 22, 2022


ass-assassinated

to be rapped to death by a donkey

did you hear daen was ass-assassinated

by ball fondler December 5, 2023