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Distance looks

-when someone is looking good from a distance.

-dude, that girl totally had the distance looks, but was ugly close up.

by bridal guru September 21, 2016


Social Social-Distancing

Someone who acts COVID woke by pretending to self-isolate and follow CDC guidelines in front of friends and family only to rip off their mask and lick a door handle as soon as your back is turned.

Saturday they were social social-distancing with about 100 strangers at a wedding so I'd stay the fuck away from them.

by Evolved guppy September 11, 2020


Humanity distancing

Individuals with significant advantages who distance themselves from the rest of humanity by advocating policies that create unfair advantages for themselves and multiple barriers to others such as those in the middle and lower classes and/or minorities. Instead of playing fair and getting their share based on effort they want unfair advantages for themselves when dividing up the pie, when taking risks, and when needing to be bailed out. They also want distance themselves from the rules and to rig the systems of justice and rules against the collective body of humans.

Humanity distancing policies favoring a few of the richest of the rich narcissists to maintain a safe distance above the others in society to assure that the downward pressure from above and a trickling supply downward to those below them have only enough to get by and have a significant number of constraints to prevent the majority from rising above and improving their situation.

by mlhiss April 7, 2020


Long Distance Dick Punch

See dick punch.

The act of conducting a dick punch through the use of a contractor, agent or third-party proxy to conduct the dick punch upon a predefined person at the dick punch requesting parties demand or fee for service engagement. The need for a person to receive a dick punch may occur, despite the fact that the dick punchee may be physically located at a considerable distance from the dick punchee. A long distance dick punch can be achieved through the use of a dick punching service provider.

Blaine's video chat response about equal pay was so outlandish that he deserved a dick punch, but unfortunately he lives in Florida and I live in Connecticut... so I payed Doug, a neighbor of Blaine, to act on my behalf and give Blaine a long distance dick punch on my behalf.

by JlevEsq July 30, 2021


nose picking distance

Close enough to something or someone that you could pick that thing's nose with little effort, typically used in exaggeration.

I'm in nose picking distance of the house.

by ThereAren'tAnyNamesLeft January 6, 2018


long distance bae

Having a bae, even though it is long-distance. You may not get to see eachother at all. It takes alot of time, energy and money, but it's sometimes worth it.

Me: Are you still with Ashley?

Him: Yeah, we're trying to make our long distance bae thing work.

by TimFishyboy July 8, 2015


Distance-brain

A word describing the part of a human brain which calculates distances in social situations. An example is someone missing the "Distance-brain". They might not know how close or how far they should walk to other people.

Guy 1 doesn't have the "Distance-brain" and walks into the guy in front.
Guy 2 "Wtf!!! Are you missing your distance-brain or something?"

by Jjadfi August 23, 2017