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A game played with an imaginary ball and raquets between two friends at a nightclub when the club is underperforming. Players attempt to piss off as many other patrons of the nightclub as possible by invading their personal space in order to perform overly elaborate shots.
Guy 1: "Man this place is dead"
Guy 2: "Time to get on the awkward tennis"
Guy 1: "Fuck yeah!"
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The place you go to hide your awkwardness from others. An area to be wierd by yourself.
Rose constantly lives in her awkward corner.
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A sex position in which the woman cocoons herself in a blanket with only her backside sticking out. The man's penis then enters her from behind. A good position while banging an ugly chick.
Paul found Mary very unattractive, but he was horny, so they just did the awkward turtle.
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to be used only once in the most awkward situation possible.
slowly back out of the room while flapping arms and cawing like a crow
Rachel: " how was your night last night"
Brittany "well... when I went to go visit the eight floor... I saw something I shouldn't have"
Rachel" " what did you see?"
Brittany: " it was awkward condor worthy"
Rachel : * gasp*
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1. When someone says something so awkward that you cover your face with your hand.
2. When a situation is so awkward that you cover your face with your hand.
Note: Awkward Starfishing may also happen when seeing someone you did not want to see.
Guy #1: You're so attractive.
Guy #2: *Awkward Starfishing*
Girl #1: I hate Girl #2!
Girl #2: *Girl #2 is standing right behind Girl #1*
Girl #1: Awkward Starfishing
*Sees ex, Awkward Starfishing*
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An act performed when the conversation has died down to the point of awkwardness. The act involves positioning your hand between the legs of anyone sitting nearby with a flat palm and slapping the hand rapidly between the thighs of the chosen person. This supposedly represents a Salmon struggling out of water.
Usually screaming "Awkward Salmon" in a slightly deranged voice is acceptable at this time.
This usually serves to make the situation far more awkward than initially perceived.
XXX: Hey have you heard about that... thing i heard.... about?
YYY:......
XXX:.....
ZZZ: 'Places hands between the thighs of 'XXX' and begins slapping. '
ZZZ: AWKWARD SALMON LOL
XXX:.....
YYY:.....
ZZZ:.....
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the awkward indian is achieved when you are completely clothed and your female partner is completely naked.
Did you see Jesse pull the awkward indian last night? It' funny because she's a Cherokee.
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