Code slang for when a person poops and finds there is no mess to wipe up. A nice, clean, no-wipe bowel movement that takes little time to pass. In context, usually a person is a bit proud of their bowel movement when this happens. Can be used as a noun or a verb, depending on the sentence.
Joe: "Hey Leah, I just had a Bald Eagle!" Leah: "Oh really? I bald eagled today too! What a coincidence!".
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(noun): the act of giving and receiving from the erect male genitalia. Its roots go back to June 28 BC where two cave people discovered that the head of an erect penis resembled the head of a majestic American Bald Eagle.
Brb about to go get some bald eagle.
I can't hang out tonight, the bald eagle is perched on top of a full staff.
My bald eagle was ruined. It was perched on top of a half mast.
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A bagel that originally had toppings (sesame seeds, poppy seeds, etc) that has subsequently had all of the toppings brushed off before consumption.
I ordered a poppy seed, but the server brought me a bald eagle. WTF.
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When a bald man sticks his head in a woman's vagina.
DUDE, I'M TOTALLY GONNA GIVE YOUR MOM A BALD COCONUT TONIGHT!!!!!
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When you shave your hair and shove your face and head in a pussy.
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When you shave your head so you have a "U" shape hairline and then rub the bald spot on a women's muff.
My girlfriend likes it when I give her the bald mikey.
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A man/woman who shaves their head as a OPTION
Ewwww, baldness thats optional... like if your dying it's okay but as an option when you have healthy hair? EWWW!!!
"Skye dosen't respect optional baldness"
"Joshua like to make fun of optional baldness"
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