(noun): the act of giving and receiving from the erect male genitalia. Its roots go back to June 28 BC where two cave people discovered that the head of an erect penis resembled the head of a majestic American Bald Eagle.
Brb about to go get some bald eagle.
I can't hang out tonight, the bald eagle is perched on top of a full staff.
My bald eagle was ruined. It was perched on top of a half mast.
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"Struggle Bald" refers to an individual who experiences hair loss, specifically a receding hairline or thinning follicles, and employs various methods to conceal or mitigate the effects of balding. This term humorously captures the endeavors made by someone to create an illusion of having a full head of hair despite the evident signs of hair loss.
Generally, a person who is a βstruggle bald" engages in different tactics to mask their thinning hair. This may involve the regular use of beanies, hats, or even resorting to hairstyles such as ponytails, all with the intent of fooling others into believing they possess a thick head of hair. These strategies are often temporary measures aimed at projecting a youthful and intact hairline.
Person A: "Did you notice how Steve always wears a beanie, even indoors?"
Person B: "Yeah, he's definitely a βstruggle bald.' He's doing everything he can to hide that receding hairline.β
Person A: βStruggling baldly to keep up the facade."
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A bagel that originally had toppings (sesame seeds, poppy seeds, etc) that has subsequently had all of the toppings brushed off before consumption.
I ordered a poppy seed, but the server brought me a bald eagle. WTF.
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When a bald man sticks his head in a woman's vagina.
DUDE, I'M TOTALLY GONNA GIVE YOUR MOM A BALD COCONUT TONIGHT!!!!!
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When you shave your hair and shove your face and head in a pussy.
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When you shave your head so you have a "U" shape hairline and then rub the bald spot on a women's muff.
My girlfriend likes it when I give her the bald mikey.
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A man/woman who shaves their head as a OPTION
Ewwww, baldness thats optional... like if your dying it's okay but as an option when you have healthy hair? EWWW!!!
"Skye dosen't respect optional baldness"
"Joshua like to make fun of optional baldness"
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