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Perfect would be an understatement. Like no one else. Jaw dropping, breath taking, beautiful, gorgeous, and plenty, plenty more. Absolutely stunning, fantastic in every way imaginable. With a smile that would make you weak to your knees, a mesmerizing laugh that could make you swear you’re in Heaven, un-believable eyes of an Angel, along with a smirk accompanied with a certain look that would warm your heart. You wouldn’t dare ask for a more ideal human being, it would be impossible. Everything you’d ever want in someone. Couldn’t find the Valley Overlook at French Fort Cove if she tried, but would be anyones first choice to go on an adventure with and find walking bridges (Train Tracks). Eye candy at the gym, you’d forget how many reps you had left if you locked eyes with her. A pure bundle of joy.
Answers to Sweetheart, Gorgeous, “Queen of Ranch” , and very few other names.
A personality you’d instantly fall in love with. Thoughtful, caring, trusting, a blessing, and so much more.
Truely amazing ; Ideal.
Person : What can you tell me about that girl?
Reid : That girl is Sally Bates.
United Bates of America is a TLC show about Gil and Kelly Bates, and their 19 kids - not to be confused with the family from the show '19 Kids and Counting', they're two different families.
Those two families are like clones of each other, though. They look extremely similar in appearance, act the same way, and have the same beliefs. Oh yeah, they're all homeschooled just like the Duggar kids on 19 Kids and Counting are.
They live in a farmhouse in rural Tennessee, and the boys run a tree-cutting business along with their dad. The oldest son, Zach is dating.. whoops, I mean "courting" a girl named Sarah.
Gil & Kelly-Jo Bates have 19 kids:
Zachary
Michaella
Erin
Lawson
Nathan
Alyssa
Tori
Trace
Carlin
Josie
Katie
Jackson
Warden
Isaiah
Addallee
Ellie
Callie-Anna
Judson
Jeb
1. Tori Bates is hot, too bad she's saving herself for marriage.
2. The difference between Michelle Duggar and Kelly Bates is.. nothing.
3. Erin Bates is the next Mozart.
4. The Bates took a vote on what they wanted their show to be called, and the majority liked 'United Bates of America'.
When a masterbation session is followed by a well deserved nap
Isaac needed two hours before the movie for a bate and nap
When you have been taught by the great teacher Master Bates
“Yo dude, are you a member of the Bates Nation??”
“Yeah boi, I’m a big fan of the Master Bates.”
“Badass.”
Bating an onlooker by teasing them with the throb/bulge in your pants.
Catching someone's attention with the huge dick in your pants
Hey that dude was throb bating me!
Universal to all languages. Accompanied by a brandishing of the fist with back and forward motions.
Phrase of encouragement for a gentleman pursuing either a female companion or a fight.
Duff: "I'm out tonight men"
Joq: "Where you thinking of going?"
Duff: "Out on the town like. Meeting a few tinder birds"
Joq: " Fair fair fair. Bate em Duff"