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United Bates of America is a TLC show about Gil and Kelly Bates, and their 19 kids - not to be confused with the family from the show '19 Kids and Counting', they're two different families.
Those two families are like clones of each other, though. They look extremely similar in appearance, act the same way, and have the same beliefs. Oh yeah, they're all homeschooled just like the Duggar kids on 19 Kids and Counting are.
They live in a farmhouse in rural Tennessee, and the boys run a tree-cutting business along with their dad. The oldest son, Zach is dating.. whoops, I mean "courting" a girl named Sarah.
Gil & Kelly-Jo Bates have 19 kids:
Zachary
Michaella
Erin
Lawson
Nathan
Alyssa
Tori
Trace
Carlin
Josie
Katie
Jackson
Warden
Isaiah
Addallee
Ellie
Callie-Anna
Judson
Jeb
1. Tori Bates is hot, too bad she's saving herself for marriage.
2. The difference between Michelle Duggar and Kelly Bates is.. nothing.
3. Erin Bates is the next Mozart.
4. The Bates took a vote on what they wanted their show to be called, and the majority liked 'United Bates of America'.
When a masterbation session is followed by a well deserved nap
Isaac needed two hours before the movie for a bate and nap
When you have been taught by the great teacher Master Bates
“Yo dude, are you a member of the Bates Nation??”
“Yeah boi, I’m a big fan of the Master Bates.”
“Badass.”
Bating an onlooker by teasing them with the throb/bulge in your pants.
Catching someone's attention with the huge dick in your pants
Hey that dude was throb bating me!
Universal to all languages. Accompanied by a brandishing of the fist with back and forward motions.
Phrase of encouragement for a gentleman pursuing either a female companion or a fight.
Duff: "I'm out tonight men"
Joq: "Where you thinking of going?"
Duff: "Out on the town like. Meeting a few tinder birds"
Joq: " Fair fair fair. Bate em Duff"
When you become a master at catching fish with bate
Person 1: "wowowow you caught that fish as if you were a master bate"