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i'm going to blow a big batch of man-cake batter in your face
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pendulous breasts that, when lifted and tickled from beneath, the fingers doing the tickling can be seen through the thin skin from the top.
After loosing a lot of weight, my wife was left with batter boobs.
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This is a sexual deviancy action which is composed of three steps. While having sex with a woman "doggy-style" you use your left index finger to "fish-hook" the woman's mouth. Second, once you have your "fish" on the line, use your right hand to punch her in the face with the intention of knocking her unconscious. Although it is ideal to cause unconsciousness with one strike, you may repeat if necessary. The final step requires a third party to be present. At this juncture, it is imperative to have a picture of your "trophy fish" to brag to your friends as they may not believe that you snagged such a lunker. In the final step continue to use your index finger to hold her up by the mouth (you may use your other hand to help alleviate the strain of holding up dead weight with your index finger by grappling the back of her neck or hair--just make sure it isn't visible in the picture) and have your friend snap a shot for posterity.
Ted: Golly! I am very excited to hang out with this lovely woman I met at the Creed concert last night! We shared a strawberry margarita together!
Harvey: That's fantastic! I will be over at 9PM sharp! I will have the camera ready after you finish Battering the Fish! We can dispose of the corpse in the morning!
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While receiving a blow job, just before the point of ejaculation, quickly pull your penis out of her mouth, and swing your body so that your penis hits her like a baseball bat, as you ejaculate. If you knock her over, it is considered a double. If you knock her unconscious, it is a home run.
Variation: Oral Piñata
I'm going to swing batter, swing that bitch tonight.
Are you gonna go for a home run?
Oh hell yes.
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(noun) any event, occurrence, situation, or happening that is generally unmanly, uncool, bad, negative, effeminate, or lowly; any event, occurrence, situation, or happening that is of or like gypsies (specifically, to be avoided at all costs because of undesirable qualities); literally, a batter made from freshly ground gypsy bits, composed primarily of gypsy juice, and rarely cooked.
Note: used in the partitive sense (i.e., preceded by "some" in most cases).
Man at the gym: Hey brah, let's do some cardio on them ellipticals.
His manlier friend: No way, brah! That's some gypsy batter!
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An unathletic middle aged fag who lives for intramural softball and is a fag. A big fag. Anyone who is middle aged or older and takes pleasure in beating college students in intramurals. Anyone who cheats by placing all officials and heads of a league on one team and uses their power to get their way. A huge fag.
The Master Batter(s) is hated by everyone for loading the team and being a prick.
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