When you are completely smashed and cannot see a damn thing with a mouth full of snuff.
What's up brother! I got me a stiff upper lip!!!
a common phrase used when describing an extremely rigid erection.
"wow, my girlfriend gave me a joyner last night and i was as stiff as an old man on a cold winter's night"
When you sniff your mans dick when it’s hard
Damn bro I’m bouta go sniff the stiff
hey man if u keep flashing ur tits at me im gonna get a stiff dylan...
popularized by the dj know as 3ulf "wicker and stiffs" blatantly means a stupid individual with a small penis and a big mostly ugly face or head wick meaning the tip of a candle and stiff meaning An extremely boring cunt.
"Mate did u see those ugly guys in school the other day"
"Yeah i did ,stupid wicker and stiffs they were "
Killer of baby’s, taker of dick
Jacob’s a stiff dick baby killer
A very manly man erect penis at full strength
Chuck: how was the date last night?
Steve: solid she loved the stiff and Wesson.