When you are completely smashed and cannot see a damn thing with a mouth full of snuff.
What's up brother! I got me a stiff upper lip!!!
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a common phrase used when describing an extremely rigid erection.
"wow, my girlfriend gave me a joyner last night and i was as stiff as an old man on a cold winter's night"
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When a young perv jacks his wank and shoots it on the floor in an area with carpet. Also know as SRS or "Stiff Rug Syndrome"
I heard Jeremy has Stiff rug all over his bedroom....
When you get a boner at the worst time
"I was at my daughters girl scout meeting when i thought of a sexy girl, then got into stiff trouble"
Geting a boner.
Dude, I know this hot girl, when I see her, I'm always gettin' a stiff!
Slang for alot of money;expensive
I made a stiff penny working as a lawyer.
Money that has been hoarded by the rich and not been allowed to circulate back into the economy.
That billionaire is just sitting on that cash, he got that stiff money.