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Any person who sends their social media following after another creator.
I am being mass reported by an army of bed bugs.
I cannot get rid of the bed bugs trolling my social media.
When you move your bed in front of the television as to watch shows from the comfort on your bed.
"Let's make a christmas bed and watch movies tonight"
"I enjoy watching my favorite shows from a christmas bed"
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When you grab you dick and rub against your bed up and down until you cum 😉
Jason grabbed his cock and fucked the bed and thought about boys at school and imagining them fucking each other up the ass. He cumed so much that he felt dehydrated. He finished Bed Fucking
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Another way of saying "friends with benefits."
"Hey, is Meaghan actually dating Cameron?"
"Naw, they are just bed mates."
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The number of people you've had sex with. It doesn't necessarily have to be in a bed. One's bed count can be reduced by adjusting for Fractional Sex experiences. Bed count is similar to Head Count, the number of times you've performed oral sex.
Claire: "I so wanna fuck that Kyle guy, but I'm already up to four guys. Five's too high for a bed count."
Janine: "Yeah, but if you only count the ones who really mattered, I'm sure you'd be down around 2 or 3, you know, fractional sex. You've had some shitty luck with the guys you've done."
Clarie: "You're right. I'm gonna go for it!"
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the damp, disgusting wetness one feels upon waking up in a bed that they have just moistened with their own sweat, not urine. nightmares and fevers are frequent causes.
"man, i totally sweat the bed last night"
"that's gross. your always sweating the bed"
"what? i changed the sheets"
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