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"done been shrunk little toilet" means that you've been caught.
"you've done been shrunk little toilet!!" "...what?" "i caught you dumbass, lol."
the ultimate loser. he/she has the uncanny knack of spectactularly fucking-up everything that is good in their lives - from 1st day at school to 1st kiss to 1st shag to 1st job to 1st marriage to 1st child's life to.....
you know who you are ;~) he's pissed and making an tit of himself again whilst his kids can't afford to wipe their arses - the man's a "load that should have been swallowed."
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To randomly blast a vuvuzela in someones ear.
Guy blows horn in guys ear you have just been vuvuzeled!
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It is what happened to one of the defenitions of america the H.R. 3261, S.O.P.A. was a act passed by the united states to prevent online policy
Me:Hey what is the defenition of America
*looks it up*
*This text has been found in violation of H.R. 3261, S.O.P.A. and has been removed*
Me:What the fuck
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This is the opposite of a wind-chill factor. When it has been cold for a long time, and then there is a mild winter day, it feels a lot warmer than it is.
Today is February 10. In Cleveland, it is 50 degrees, but with the it-has-been-cold-as-a-mutha factor it feels like 75.
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a loud oration that is typically stated upon freeing ones cock from the fabric that contains it
While sitting at work, I yelled - olly olly cocks been free - from my cubicle....that - in turn - drew the attention of multiple co-workers, and, upon seeing their faces I shook my flacid fuck stick for all to see.....oh happy days!
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When a woman sucks a mans penis and gets sperm in her mouth is "I have been drinking watermelon"
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