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Above Texas and Between the states of Arkansas and Nevada lies the Nothing Belt. It is the area of the U.S. in which absolutely no one lives, except for a few people. All the states here are big, square, flat, plainy states, but to the south the plains turn to mesas and valleys. Arguably the most inconspicuous state here is Nebraska (even though it produces most of the US’s Corn), since fingers and eyes of children and adults alike will scroll past it (and the rest of the Nothing Belt) every time, usually focusing on states like Tennessee and California. The most viewed state might just be Oklahoma, due to its place in traditional American stories and its strange shape. It is argued on whether or not the square-ish tip of Texas is part of the Nothing Belt or not.
I don’t know why more people don’t live out there, it seems pretty and down to earth.
My friend lives in the Nothing Belt.
I went down to the Nothing Belt on vacation last year.
You ever been to the Nothing Belt?
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A belt that is too small to fit around your waist, even after sucking in and squeezing it around your super-fat love handles.
Rachel was going to wear that silver belt I lent her, but after struggling with it for ten minutes she decided that it was a futility belt and wore the brown one instead.
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noun: A timing belt, or cam belt (informal usage), is a part of an internal combustion engine that controls the timing of the engine's valves. The belt itself is one of man's most painstaking automotive repairs as it requires 5-8 hours to replace. A timing belt repair is one of the most unsatisfactory jobs because it does not show any sign of improvement after replacing. A common timing belt repair is $700 dollars at a mechanic and almost $1,000 at a dealership. A poor functioning timing belt can also be an excuse to hang with friends.
Boy 1: "Yo dude can you chill this weekend?"
Boy 2:"Nah man I gotta change the timing belt in the truck."
Boy 1:"Alright I guess Ill talk to you later."
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A belt awarded for taking the virginity of a very religious person.
*cannot be awarded unless the sex is premarital
*cannot be awarded if alcohol is used to get the sex
Joe: You know that really religious girl who wouldn't hook up with you?
Nat: I still got a brown belt with her dude...
Joe: Yeah, but I got the Bible Belt! #burn #notevendrunk
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Much like the brown belt (fucking ass for the first time) or the yellow belt (partaking in watersports for the first time, the Black belt is an honour bestowed upon you after copulating with a black person for the first time.
(white male) "Gosh Trent, I got my black belt last night with that hot black girl Laquanda. It was super-awesome."
(white female) "Hey Amanda - I got my black belt yesterday when Dontarrious came over after school. I really want to stick it to my Republican golf-playing father."
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When a person -male or female- ejaculates on their partner(s) for the first time. This is a unique belt in that it can be attained thru shear mistake. The only criterion is that the projectilation falls on the partners’ body. Leniency by the panel of peers should be exercised when the decision is made whether or not to grant this belt.
Peters pecker just shot a pearl necklace on his girlfriend. Because of this he has obtained his White Belt.
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a term used to discribe when pants or a skirt is worn higher than the waiste so one's boobs sag over the belt.
"Ew, Cindy look at the old woman. Her high waisted purple leggings are almost at her chin! Can you say boobs on the belt?!"
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