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To send a single text message to a large number of people simultaneously.
Person 1: Yo there's a party tonight at my place.
Person 2: Alright! I'll send a text blast to let everyone know.
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The best tasting cereal ever created! It taste amazing. Unfortunately they stopped selling a few years ago. This cereal is based on Buzz Lightyear from the movie Toy Story.
I love eating buzz blasts cereal for breakfast
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The female equivalent to crop dusting with the exception that the gas is secreted from the front of the female rather than from her back end.
When a female is working out to hard and she accidentally begins tuna blasting those around her.
to rock out to music, often turning it up quite loud, often for the purpose of working or to just enjoy the particular song.
Often, when I am cleaning, I like to blast the jam because it helps me accomplish more.
Finishing move for sex. Before a guy finishes he cracks a cold, refreshing can of Mountain Dew and holds a swig of it ready in his mouth. At the time of ejaculation, he simultaneously cums and spits the now-warm Mountain Dew on the girls (or guys) face.
Jim: "Dude, I hooked up with Jenny last night. She asked me to give her a green blast so I did. That shit was crazy."
Frank: "You seriously green blasted her? And she liked it?!"
Jim: "Oh yeah, man. Licked up every last drop. I must've blasted her at least 4 times."
Frank: *rolls eyes* "Ok, cool story bro"
When somebody shats with such force and liquidity that pieces (or drops) of poop end up stuck to the bottom of the toilet seat.
Since females seldom (if ever) lift the toilet seat, they always tend to let the guy clean it up, even if they did it.
"omg somebody totally shat blasted my toilet"
A common term used in sex, usually during the stages of foreplay. Not for beginners, attempting this could result in ambient gas and liquid explosions.
Shoulder Blasting concists of a male or female inserting their fingers, followed by their wrist, arm, elbow, and shoulder into the vaginal cavity of a female. Once complete, the action must be repeated in rapid succession, with extreme growls.
1. You wouldn't believe it! I shoulder blasted her, and ended up finding my car keys!
2. Shoulder blasting isn't cool man, you can seriously hurt my mother.
3. "You shoulder blasted her and she farted on your ____?!?!?"