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a result of a friend, stranger, or acquaintance making police relations (by accident or on purpose) with a member of the police force of the same or opposite sex impossible due to his/her power position.
That religious sheriff prevented me from being protected by his force because he did not agree with my beliefs.The sheriff is a Cop Blocker Cop.
A jock who blocks cock after he rides the persons nuts for 16 hours straight
Cpanthers23 cock blocker jocker Karzobeast after a long lap dance.
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A female friend who intentionally or unintentionally prevents a Lad from obtaining a rash bash!
Sam had a guaranteed rash bash untill his friend Hannah who's a complete female cock blocker ruined it!
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P1: i was trying to get my freak on with some chick but my mom cock blocked and stopped my game.
P2: man whata bitch. your mom needs to be euthanized. she is such a cock blocker!
P1: word! agreed!
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One who blocks skev-e's. (dirty people usually at bars that you DO NOT want talking to you)
ex: Ewe that guys is so gross, where is my skev-e-blocker?
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Man or usually Gurl that ain't happy to see they're crew gettin' some dick or pussy unless they're getting some.
But they're indirect with the cockblockin' moves.
They're smart cos' usually they're the designated driver or you're chosen booty is staying at they're crib so they'll block ya' indirectly or use blackmail on the member of their herd that you've seperated and are planning to beat down with the pipe
They'll say some coded shit like "Alysha I gotta' head home but you stay and have a good time with Dwaynne"
Alysha thinks 'Shit no lift home and my keys are at her place and she'll Fort Knox up her joint so I won't be able to freshen up before I have to pick up junior from he baby daddys/my moms house with my weave all fucked up.
An Accomplished Cock blocker is a Pyschological mother-fucker who always trys to make sure they've got something on their crew/ herd.
If you meet one controlling your choice of prey then you need a spearhead playeror experienced wingman who will devastate the ACB. They need to be smoother than the average Playa cos' the bullshit they're spinning needs to be the real deal otherwise...well Black Widow spiders eat their mates after sex..
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a person so paranoid about revealing their information or identity or being phone screened that they block their caller id so you are almost forced into taking their phone call or ignoring their phone call. Either that or youre getting a call from a bill collector!
Uncle Carmine: Omg Barbie Q, can you believe baby girl is calling me on the otherline blocking her caller-id, like im not going to know its her?
Barbie Q: yeah, she's such a caller ID blocker, i hate when she does that to me, so i igonore her calls anyway, then she wonders why we dont talk!
Uncle Carmine: she's such a diva, shes paranoid!
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