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On a guy's birthday you get a blowjob. Does not have to be performed by your girl/boy friend or wife but they have to pay for it (one way or another).
Happy birthday buddy! Don't forget your birthday blowjob.
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When you are with your girl you have girl take a bong hit with the bong between your legs
Rob pretends his bong is his dick and his girl sara take a hit of said bong that's a mother fucking marijuana blowjob
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Noun; a term with several nuanced meanings, popularized by Liz Phair in her 1996 song of the same name:
1) A woman confused about a relationship, but willing to do anything for her man;
2) A very young woman who values her identity as being promiscuously available for oral sex with many men;
3) In many colleges, a young woman who is readily available to a particular group (such as a team or fraternity) for blowjobs.
1) I'll be your blowjob queen.
2) When I was 14, I was a real blowjob queen.
3) And after pledge week, I'll line you up with Wanda, our blowjob queen.
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A blowjob from an overweight or ugly female. Since the female lacks in looks she must make up for it by giving amazing head and committing acts during the blowjob not normally done. This word can also be used to describe head from an average or above average girl.
Example One: "She was hot and she gave me a fattie blowjob"
Example Two: "Got a fattie blowjob last night, near puked when I seen her naked though, but the head was worth it"
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When its your birthday you guilt your partner into giving you a blowjob because its your birthday.
I still have you in my mouth from that birthday blowjob that I didn't want to give you last night!
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while driving with shorts in a doorless jeep wrangler going west on a hot sunny day , one must put their leg out the door and let the crisp wind blow up into their shorts. this causes the fine colorado breeze to caress one's man satchel giving a pleasurable rocky mountain experience.
"hey jeff, i got a colorado blowjob from my jeep yesterday!"
"oh kareoka"
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In the US it is customary for a woman to discontinue the practice of fellatio upon wedlock. The birthday blowjob is the exception to the rule and the only real legitimate source of head a married man is entitled to.
Guess what today is? I'll answer for you since your mouth is full... that's right it's MY BIRTHDAY BLOWJOB DAY!!!!
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