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Sweet Treat is putting honey in your mouth and dissolving it with hot tea before giving a guy a blowjob.
I lost my erection when she stopped to brew a cup of tea to give me a Brazilian Sweet Treat...and the honey got all over the sheets.
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Receiving or performing a Brazilian style hair removal from and around the genitals using only Duct Tape and a little soothing baby power.
My taint hair was really shaggin so my broh gave me a back alley Brazilian. I’m pretty sure the third yank of tape took off a layer of skin.
I didn’t have time for a spa appointment so I had to do a back alley Brazilian before my tinder date.
Brazilian wandering spider is the name used to describe any spider of the genus phoneutria. There are five in total, and they are large hairy spindly-looking spiders with leg-spans which can reach up to 5 inches or more. Two pairs of their eight eyes are large, and they do not make webs, instead go hunting for prey. This can cause problems, as they have the most active venom of any living spiders. One of their number, the Brazilian Huntsman, is thought to be the most venomous spider in the world. Brazilian wandering spiders are certainly dangerous, bite more people than any other spiders. They are fast-moving, their legs are strong and spiny and they have destinctive red jaws which they display when angered. These spiders are quite capable of jumping onto a broom used to fend them off, can also leap out of banana bunches carried over the shoulder and bite whoever is carrying the fruit. One species, the Brazilian Armed Spider, is quite amazingly aggressive and has the largest venom glands of any spider. Since the introduction of anti-toxins, there have been few recorded fatalities, and finding one of these spiders in imported fruit is unlikely what with modern safety precautions. the name Brazilian wandering spider is actually inaccurate, as these spiders are found all over South America.
It's worth pointing out that a Brazilian wandering spider is not a tarantula. They're not even in the same family group. Tarantulas are harmless to humans, are mostly ambush killers who wait for prey to come to them. Brazilian wandering spiders are active hunters. Brazilian wandering spiders and tarantulas do have one thing in common, however. They don't eat bananas. I'm quite amazed people think this is the case.
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At some Brazilian strip clubs there are nose cutouts on the wall that you put your nose into. Then on the other side, strippers come and fart into your nose. It's a combination of a glory hole and Brazilian fart porn.
Johnny vomited twice after going into the Brazilian Glory Hole.
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Advanced sex position, and variation of the walking 69. Fully shaved female mounts a larger male and inserts his swollen member in her mouth. Simultaneous oral sex occurs as the male begins speed walking, in which one foot must appear to be in contact with the ground at all times. A 400 metre track or paved alley are ideal locations for this epic act. Stride length is reduced and rhythm is crucial to avoid blowjob choke or skeet eye. A successful attempt is achieved with the male ejaculating in the female's mouth or hair.
With Rio de Janeiro hosting the 2016 Olympics, Dick and Jane have been seen brushing up on Brazilian speed walking throughout the neighbourhood.
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When a man shits in a women's vagina then procedes to ram the shit even further with a soccer ball to the point where the woman almost dies of absolute fuckery.
Dam girl I done fucked your so hard I declare that a Brazilian hot pocket
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The act of masturbating ones self with their feet.
Being a contortionist can really be helpful when i give myself a Brazilian Monkey Twist.
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