When your pubic hair is full of coital juices and you take it across the face of your partner.
We wrapped up a lunch time quicky and I gave them a soggy broom.
A thick bushy but well groomed mustache.
The man used his cooter broom to satisfy his lover.
To put a jinx on something by proclaiming success before the outcome is final.
As I was going to hit my shot, Joe rode the broom on me and I missed.
Broomrape is an act of sexual assault with a broom handle, usually followed by the brush, depending on the slackness of the victim. Originally used as a sadomasochistic act of foreplay, it is now more commonly used as a way of describing an convincing victory.
Joe yes jill you know that janitor neil yes he just broom raped me
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Means a dumb person. Usually used on female people, especially when a female lets a fuckboy fuck up their life.
Comes from Estonian phrase “loll luud”(which literally means “dumb broom”)
It’s a very soft and funny insult, can be used along friends.
“Kreeta, you let this fuckboy into your life again?”
“I know, I am such a dumb broom!”