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An extremely special act of love which can only be performed several times per year.
Combining the dark arts of arson and coitus this act requires trust, love, and an irresistible urge to light things on fire. The two (or more) participants, with fully grown out pubic hair and using small handheld lighters, ignite the bushy pubes of their partner. As soon as the pubes are aflame the two (or more) participants proceed to frantically engage in dry humping in order to passionately smother the flames.
Use of perfume as an accelerant is not recommend.
Do not attempt to repeat a Colombian Brush Fire before pubic hair has grown to an all over length of at least one inch.
Hey Jenny clean your room it smells like two Koreans had a Colombian Brush Fire in here!
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To brush, straighten or part one's armpit hairs.
Slang originating on the South Shore of Massachusetts, referring to an unkempt female.
Maggie looked in mirror and though to herself, I should "Brush my jibbers" before I go to the beach.
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Technique of philosophical discourse wherein the most obvious and simple explanation must be pointedly ignored to allow discussion of weak and immediately falsifiable alternatives. Used primarily to draw out a discussion with minimal danger of actually reaching a resolution.
"Maybe I'm overthinking this. Maybe I'm not transgender. Maybe it's just internalized misogyny. Maybe I'm really a self-hating lesbian."
"Yeah, that you've been miserable all your life except when identifying as male isn't worth considering. Dude, you're totally using Occam's Toilet Brush."
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the act of sticking a tooth brush inside a womens vagina and then proceeding to cum on it and brush your teeth with it
i still have pubes caught in between my teeth from when i had a muff brush
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A backwoods brush ape is a sister fucking, one tooth Arkansas hillbilly. Or like one of the hillbillies from the movie deliverence.
Orlando - "hey man do you want to go make that fat man squeal like a pig?"
Manuel - "why not have incest sex first?"
Jake - "you guys are a bunch of BACKWOODS BRUSH APES"
A hidden menu item at Red Lobster consisting of Norwegian female piss and and fried brush hog.
My favorite menu item at Red Lobster is the Norwegian Brush Hog.
A tattoo parlour at the Sydney Royal Easter Show
I got an Air Brush Tattoo.