Build a Bridge and get over it

What someone say to a person,telling them the get a life and forget about in a humorous way

example one:
Girl:*cry* my boyfriend cheated on me!
Brother:Whatever,build a bridge and get over it.

example two:
Girl: *cry* my dog I had for over 15 years just died!
friend: Build a Bridge and get over it,it looked like it was dead anyways

example three:
Girl: I think I'm pregnant!
Boyfriend: Build a Bridge and get over it,now lets have sex

I feel real sorry for that chick...

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Boulder Build-Up

Boulder Build-Up is when someone (usually over weight men and women) have dirt and sweat build up under or between cracks in there body from limited exersise and movement. Normally occurs under your arms, between your legs, under your flab (fat) or in more sever cases just in open areas. This dirt build up sometimes falls out in large chunks often named Boulder Build-Up.

Bob: "Oh gee i really need to go to the toilet"
Bob: (mind) ill just lif up my fat and do my buisness.
Bob: "OMG, what is that stuff"
Bob: "I think i have Boulder Build-Up!!!"

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building up air pressure

When your getting hard

Yo babe I'm building up air pressure

indian guys building a temple

Something you will be watching at 1AM instead of sleeping.

I was trying to sleep, but I got on my phone and started watching indian guys building a temple.

Illegal Lego Building Techniques

When You Build Legos Wrong And The Cops Get Called On You.

I Got Arrested Last Night For Doing Illegal Lego Building Techniques By Putting A 2/4 Lego plate in between The Studs of an 2/6 Lego plate.

Oh Fuck… I Didn’t Know That Was Illegal. I’m So Screwed.

L.C.P.D. Sir Your Under Arrest For Illegal Building Techniques. Get In The Car Now!!! You Have The Right To Remain Silent!!!

Build more school, boy.

a phrase used by parents/teacher to discredit their children/student who fails to do or submit their assignment/homework - reckoned they spent much time playing Cityville game in facebook.

note: school is one of municipal building in CityVille. And building a school is one of the goals.

Daniel: Sir, I've lost my scientific calculator, last night.
Teacher: Build more school, boy.

why can't i build?

You know, gamer, you are just having the game of your life, you are completely destroying every kid playing this game, you are going to get that sweet W, but then this truly epic moment happens when you can't build in Fortnite Battle Royale and you get killed by some guy with a rocket launcher 😤😤

Why can't i build ?
Why can't i build?
Why can't i build?
WHY CAN'T I BUILD?
FUUUUUUCK
WHAT JUST HAPPENED MAN?!
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS GAME?