bumper rush

similar to bum-rushing, a bumper-rush is when you spot someone in the middle of the street, and accelerate towards em in a car, to see how close you can get without actually hitting em with your bumper. bumper-rush.

uno: hey dude, look at that fatass crossing the street. shes got no business there, shes takin her fat fucking time.
dude: lets bumper rush her
uno: i dunno man, shes like a quarter of a mile away
dude: thats more than enough room man; lets teach that bitch how to run

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bumper crop

The whole crop. The entire thing. Without a doubt everything in the bunch. All of it

That guy is an entire bumper crop of dick weed.
He harvested the bumper crop of girls at the club.

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bumper sticker

when you leave a booger on a car's front or back bumper

Oh man. I left the biggest fucking bumper sticker on that Volvo.

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Bumper Job

When a female or male penetrates themselves vaginally or anally with with a ball hitch on the back of a vehicle more popularly on a truck bumper

Kelley was so horny shecouldnt wait for me to get my pants down...she gave herself a "bumper job" on the back of my ford.

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bumper snatchin'

chic rubs her snatch on your bumper

at the car show my truck was bumper snatchin'

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bumper tap

to have sex

dammnnn, i bumper tapped that girl last night

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Bumper Broadcasting

Letting the entire city know what schools you've gone to, what team you root for, what radio station you listen to and who you voted for with bumper stickers.

"What's with the bumper broadcasting? Nobody cares what mountain you drove to the top of."

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