Large Hadron Collider

Worlds largest particle accelerator built on the border of Switzerland and France 150 meters (164 yards for Americans) under ground so that the scientist using it would forget the fact that they don't have a girlfriend.

It has the potential to destroy all life on Earth, but the scientist assure us that everything will be ok.

If you're reading this, it means that the experiment went ok (by the time this is published September 10, 2008 will pass).

case of a bad scenario:
scientist 1: I don't have a girlfriend.
scientist 2: Neither do I!
scientist 1: Hey! We should apply scorched Earth strategy. If we can't have fun, nobody will. Let's blow up the world with our Large Hadron Collider.

case of a good scenario:
scientist: We just fired up the LHC and it was great! I don't know what the fuck happened but it was great!

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Dish Out Large

When a total Gary explains that he may have one too many drinks at a social event

That nerdy guy from the office: "Guys, will anyone come drink with me please. I'm going to Dish Out Large"

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Large penal area

A large penal area is, well, a large penal area

Jim: Bro I have a large penal area
Liam: Bro that’s not even what that word means
Jim: shut up

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Large Corporeal Manifestation

The politically correct way of saying Fat

The woman at the McDonalds had a Large Corporeal Manifestation

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Large size milkshake

A sexual act in which a pregnant woman (hence the large size) shoves one of her breasts between another pregnant woman's breasts and shakes them side to side.

Ugh don't look at that large size milkshake

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do me a large

a cooler way to say do me a solid

Do me a large and and cover my shift over the weekend cause I'm a nurse.

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Large Cock Energy

When you got a big sausage downstairs and strut with confidence.

Big John has that large cock energy... he's got a big bulge and big ego to show for it.

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