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The unenlightened masses

They cannot make the judgement call...

The unenlightened masses, they cannot make the judgement call, give up freewill forever, their voices won't be heard at all...

by Warstar and Starlight ⭐🪖⭐💡 October 06, 2023


Mass Kashit

When you are in math class with diarrhea, say you need to go to the bathroom, if they say no, kashit your pants, if they say yes, pretend not to make it to the toilet and shit your pants again. This works well if you want a sick day or to skip class. The only downside is the shit-stained underwear.

Angel: Sarah are you ok?
Sarah: No I had a mass kashit today
Angel: oh im sorry! Get well soon!

by Mass katoot 🤡 September 21, 2019


Too-Mass

You got it!; Exceptional; Above & Beyond; Huge; infinitely large; Chuck Norris

"Yo, do you see the rack on that bird?"
"Ooohhhh! Too-Mass!"

"Look at the set of rims on that whip!"
"Too-Mass!"

Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick; Too-Mass!

by RazerT December 11, 2010


Mass email

Code name for an extra spicy silent fart that is let loose on unsuspecting cubicle dwellers by an unrealized agent walking down the office main row.

See also crop duster

Cathy, it smells rancid! Who did that

Erik, Mike just sent out a mass email and dipped out the side door.

by Smart Rocks December 29, 2021


Go Mass

A dumbass. A big dumb fucking idiot. An absolute buffoon. Someone who is figuratively brainless and lacks any sort of common sense.

“I can’t believe Kyle thought it would be a good idea to drop kick an orphan.”
“Yeah, he’s such a go mass.”

by Jhondoboy6 April 01, 2020


twittical mass

when most of your friends tweet.

With most of my closest peeps on Twitter, we have reached twittical mass.

by pesti_barnabas July 29, 2009


mass blast

when you mississippi handbag and right as you nut your foreskin blows off and hits your partner in the face while your semen practically glues it to their face.

charlotte didnt believe me when i said my foreskin was loose so i mass blasted her and laughed when she cried

by darkonefucker42342 January 10, 2019