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when one person buys an item and then resells the item back to the original seller at an inflated price within 24 hours
salesman #1: "did you see that..?"
salesman #2: "no, what happened?"
salesman #1: "that guy just sold us his car for $4,000 and i just sold it back to him for $6,000.. haha"
salesman #2: "nice nigerian buy-back.. classic!!"
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When your penis becomes erect while shopping at Aldi
Hey Scott, why are you hiding behind the shopping trolley? Have you got a special buys stiffy ?
the act of watching tv in your bedroom with more than one tv showing the same program just like what they do at Best Buy.
i like to watch tv, watch movies, and play videogames "Best Buy" style
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n. Black Friday, in the United States,the day after Thanksgiving, traditionally marked by early morning sales accompanied by irrational violence at malls and shopping centers as bargain seekers do whatever they can to get what they want. Anticapitalists have dubbed Black Friday "Buy Nothing Day", and have attempted to counter the excessive consumption of the day by leafletting against the same sales, creating mock sales and coupons, organizing boycotts, and generally attempting to draw attention to the plight of the poor in the U.S. and around the world in contrast.
On Buy Nothing Day, not only should you avoid buying consumer goods and services, you should take positive action to emphasize the immportance of human life as opposed to material possesions.
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Employees that work at Best Buy that suffering from obesity, loss of intelligent, laziness, decrease in social events and declining health. Usually this is due to the erratic work schedule and the daily intake of fast food.
Examples of Best Buy Effect on a person are:
Lee- Lost of hair, high blood pressure, Doesn't answer cell phone, and Eats extremely unhealthy. Quote "I will die before I eat healthy"
John- weight gain, addicted to World of Warcraft,and never answers cell phone. Quote "Chicken nuggets are the healthiest item at McDonalds,
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A response one gives after smelling someones bad breath.
A girl tells a boy, after smelling some offensive smelly breath, "Man, buy a Tic-Tac"
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1. excuse to leave a private party to go get sucked off
2. some mysterious errand johnny goes to do in the middle of the night
3. sneaky segue to go have a private conversation
1. Bro 1: Where u goin bro the party's just starting?
Bro 2: I'm gonna go buy a bag of chips...
Bros 1&2: EXTREME!!
2. Johnny: I have to go run an errand.
Travis (drunk): Bullshit dude we're having a party!?
Johnny (douchey): Fuck you guys I gotta go.
Joe (pretty buzzed): Well bring back some chips!
Johnny: Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna go buy a bag of chips.
3. Well it looks like we're running low on snacks, we're just gonna go buy a bag of chips