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Did you see that guy stumbling around the store with those cactus flaps? He knocked half the aisle down and didn't even notice.
Something that just doesn't belong.
What's with the share button on pornhub? I don't know man, it's a cactus in a parade man.
a bitch ass place where mfs are deadass crowded an stuff and 2 much ppl like doing dum shit and crackheads at the school n stuff
aye bruh, ima do crack, wanna go to "Cactus Highschool"
When a guy is so hairy, his dick grows side-burns. Shaving often leaves stubble behind making it feel like a cactus inside your vagina.
Man, old man Jenkins was rockin a serious buttered cactus last night.
Thing was rough!
Bitch Cactus; one that is often bitchy or a prick. Can be used for both male or females.
Jess: "Em pass me my juice"
Emma: "No, Fuck you"
Jess: " Stop being such a bitch Cactus and do it!"
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A vagina that has been unshaven for no more than one week so that the hair growth is stubbly and razor sharp to the touch of a man's penis, thus resembling the spiny cactus leaf. Cacti, like the woman's vagina, can be found in a variety of shapes and sizes.
1.) If she isn't sporting a pink cactus tonight I may just lose my shit.
2.) I told my girlfriend who advocates clean-shaven vaginas that if she does not endorse the use of pink cacti then I will have nothing to do with her ever again.
3.) I love fucking pink cacti. It's nice when it's dark and you're in a hurry.
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Any situation that presents a negative or unwanted vibe
Chad: Hey Emily how do you feel about getting dinner tonight
Emily : Fuck off
Chad : Wow your really giving off some cactus vibes
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