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The noise generated deep in the bowels when you're holding in a fart. This usually happens in large groups and/or close quarters with other individuals. The sound is quite similar to the underwater calls of the blue whale, which can include clicking noises and long, soulfull groans. Individuals engaged in whale calling will often blame hunger, and that the noise is a "growling" stomach, but the astute observer should readily identify the sound as flatulence desperate to escape the confines of the "caller's" bowels. The whale call may also be referred to as a "reverse-fart".
Denise (upon whale calling): Oh my, I'm so hungry my stomach is growling!
Fritz: Bullshit, it's 2pm and you just ate...you're whale calling because you probably have to take a dump.
A late night drunk text to a drug dealer, or friend that is notorious for having cocaine.
Ugh, I feel terrible. I made a snooty call last night and was up until 6am.
Not calling someone and threatening them but the worry you feel over getting called in to work whenever the phones rings on your day off.
While this usually only applies to part time workers, it can also apply to full time workers when called in to work overtime.
Sometimes it gets so bad that:
* You're afraid to pick up the phone and/or will screen all calls (and will be very thankfull for caller ID)
* You'll be unable to sleep in at all because you cannot relax because they might call.
* You'll be afraid to make plans of any kind because you might get called in. (ie, it's your birthday or a relatives birthday and you have the day off and want to take them out for supper, but are afraid to plan beyond 'if I don't get called in maybe we could' because you cannot count on actually having the day off)
* You cannot relax even in hobbies that used to give you great joy because the worry you're going to get called in.
Depending on the nature of the hours you work, after a certain time durring the day you can probably relax as a call in is unlikley after that point. However, if they can also call in you in to work a night shift, it can continue all day :(.
Sorry man, I just can't relax because of the call in threat.
Have you ever needed a Plan B drinking buddy? You know, someone you wouldn't normally hang out with at a bar or around a keg? But in the case of not having your normal drinking mates available, you call upon this person to join you. Basically, so you don't look like some serious psycho loner drinking all by your lonesome? A Boozy Call is like a "Booty call", but the booty is replaced with booze.
"Eh, Bob's cool and all. But, he's really just a Boozy Call for me."
The opposite of a cat call. Making a moo noise at a person you find unattractive. Generally disrespectful.
* driving past a large woman *
Jeff: "moooooooooo"
Rob: "did you just cow call her? that's not cool"
The female version of booty call.
Derek, don't take this call for more than it is. It's strictly a johnson call. Just bring your johnson.
Harvard is calling refers to an array of memes that have a video of Nina Dobrev blinking and the dumbest text over it while using that one Nicki Minaj audio. People usually comment "Harvard is calling" ironically to point out how dumb it is.
Tiktok: "if trees give us oxygen, why don't we bring trees underwater to breathe underwater"
Comments: HARVARD IS CALLING 😍