Random
Source Code
Random
Once dressed in ones'cabbage-kit one must now cam up. Camming up is the the fiendish art of making ones self invisible to the naked eye of a would-be enemy.
This is what you do.
Smear ones face with something brown,black or green often sold in tubes and tins and found in any good hardware shop. Next, adorn ones self with bits of grass,twigs,sack-cloth and twine thus becoming a sort of dull coloured christmas tree without the fairy lights.You are now completly invisible to the naked eyes of even the wiliest Taliban and can go about many cunning military tasks without the least hassle from the curlie-wurlies you are about to liquidate.
Private Jones, why are you cammed up?
Oooh sir, you were'nt supposed to see me,you've spoilt everything!!
Sorry Jones I don't want to be a kill-joy but it is nearly bed-time and you have'nt even touched your hot milk....or your ginger-nuts!
5👍 7👎
a tool used on message boards and/or forums (tremek.com for example) that gives you the power to ban any bish you want, and or eventually become a god :)
Memphis got his ban cam, and i didnt =(
Blair has had his ban cam for a while now...
That bish banned me with his/her ban cam!!!!!!!!!
UKunt's ban cam isnt as powerful as others ban cams.
4👍 6👎
Bisexual Cam is a Cam that is bisexual. 30% gay, 70% straight. Bisexual Cam tends to shove markers up his anus, touches his friend's dick in his sleep, and maybe even kiss him a little. He often sticks up for his girlfriend when his friends call her a man. For Bisexual Cam, voice cracks and a high voice are common things. Bisexual Cam is not someone who you would want to trust with your girlfriend alone, even if he says its just "Studying".
"Have you seen Bisexual Cam? He borrowed my markers last week and hasn't given them back. I'm getting concerned.."
2👍 2👎
An ugly little fuck that has no friends, except for one named Rachel. Really likes pussy but can never get any. Has gotten one blow job, but braces aren't good for that.... Is fat & ugly.
"I would never want to be like Cam Lanza."
6👍 15👎
A personalized account of time, in which events are not viewed along their actual linear temporal order, but rather in the order with which the interpreter was made aware of their presence. Is widely recognized worldwide, except in Ireland, where the unpopularity of "Cam's Time" baffles and disgusts most Western scholars.
Say there are two people, Cam and Douchebag 2.0, engaged in conversation through various forms of media. Douchebag 2.0 sends a Facebook post asking "Why am I a douchebag?" at 10:11AM. But Cam doesn't look at his Facebook that morning, and instead answers an SMS from Douchebag 2.0 sent at 11:32AM which asks the same question. Cam will later check his Facebook at 2:42PM, thus seeing the question to which he had already replied. From Cam's perspective, according to the principles of Cam Time, the SMS text message occurred first and the Facebook post second, which remains a legitimate claim within the parameters of Cam Time theory even though in real time the Facebook post came first and the SMS second. If Douchebag 2.0 argues to the contrary than it is readily apparent that he truly is a douchebag, since he doesn't understand the rudimentary elements of Cam Time theory and shouldn't have sent the Facebook post or SMS in the first place because it makes him look like an even bigger douchebag.
2👍 3👎
When a person (most likely wearing an indian jones type hat) is rushing to school on a longboard, and purposely rides onto a sandy patch between two perfectly good paved areas. once the wheels of the longboard make contact with the sand, the rider is thrown tits over teakettle and does aproximately 3 barrel rolls. shredding their elbow like swiss cheese in the process.
Did you see dylan this morning? he totally did a Cam Duncan in the parking lot
2👍 3👎