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Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

A meme that we forgot to revive during the coronavirus pandemic

woke people during the pandemic: Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

by โ™ฅ๐Ÿ—บโ˜  June 10, 2021

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the bad part about having virtual sex is that it can cost you all your virtual money

how much money you can waste on virtual sex sites

the bad part about having virtual sex is that it can cost you all your virtual money speaks for itself.

by pussy bee October 25, 2019

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You can beat the miner, but you can't beat the gambler

A reference to how hard work can be outdone by luck in some instances, such as how a miner could work in the caves and a gambler could win more money than him in a casino.

person 1: Did you hear that Darragh fella won a free chicken roll last night?
person 2: Well, you know what they say, you can beat the miner, but you can't beat the gambler!

by aaaREDaaa June 14, 2023


My name is Gustavo, but you can call me sus

An edit of Gustavo Fring saying sus instead of gus and people somehow find that funny

"My name is Gustavo, but you can call me sus" - Gustavo Fring
"My name is sustavo but you can call me Gus" - sustavo Fring

by Shinkinou October 12, 2022

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you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink

Something that you say which means you can give someone the opportunity to do something, but you cannot force them to do it if they do not want to.

I made all the arrangements, bought the ticket, and even took him to the airport, but he just wouldn't get on the plane. Well, you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.

by brucelennon February 29, 2016

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You can pay the barber, but you can't buy him breakfast.

17th century idiom.

A formal deductive logical device used in a debate that simultaneously agrees and disagrees with any proceeding statement or argument.

See also "It's a dog-eat-dog world, Winston Churchill said that."

A: Al you old son of a bitch, how you doing? how you feel about the Dolphins? That call last night was aweful.

B: As far as I see it, you can pay the barber, but you can't buy him breakfast.

by elip October 30, 2014


your ass is grass and you can call me john deere

redneck way of saying "I'm gonna kick your ass"

Bubba if you touch my momma again, your ass is grass and you can call me john deere!

by dboyfromdahood April 29, 2012

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