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When you get really drunk on Captain Morgan and Diet Coke and then get your dick out and start flapping it about.
Wow Danny sure was out of control at drinks the other night. He Captain Morgan'ed us big time!
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1. a moody bastard.
2. an individual who sees no positive side
to anything.
3. A feminine acting man who swears he's
not gay
1. George is such a captain kotex. That
faget walks and talks like a homo but
swears he's straight.
2. Your dad is captain kotex. He is always
yelling at you.
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Seth Cohen's toy horse/first friend on the OC. Captain Oats has a thing with Princess Sparkle Summer's version of Captain Oats. c
Seth: Ryan don't get jealous of Captain Oats you are my best friend now.
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When a person turns red from drinking Captain Morgan or any other hard liquor.
Guy 1: dude look at Jesse's sunburn! Hes gonna be hurting tomorrow!
Jesse: Naw thats my fuckn captains tan!
Some retarded dude who has a fetish for pancakes and is the captain of nibbling on dicks.
-hopes on chu- what's this? owo -starts doing a captain nibbles on chu dick- sluuuurp why is there white stuff? hehe x3
The Portuguese pirate and explorer who originally discovered Bahariterra with his crew from Europe & Africa and later colonized it with his fellow pirates from modern day Pakistan and Arabia.
Captain Banda is famous for fleeing the Portuguese government and colonizing Bahariterra.
Semen. Sperm. Nut. Nut custard. Man curd. Rock snot. Ball juice. Jizz. Cum. Identified as captain’s relish to signify a higher ranking class of man goo.
Rachel’s getting some of the Captain’s Relish tonight.
Rachel sucks a lot of dicks but she always comes back for a heaping helping of my Captain’s Relish.