An individual that lives on the edge, isn't afraid to put his life on the line for the trippy hallucinations that an illegal substance may cause.
Dude, he was taking Xans like they were tic-tacs last night, he is such a corporal carpet!
When a female had a good amount of hair on her pubic area.
I was really munchin' on that devils carpet man.
the act of Cumming on your girl friends face and rubbing it around giving her a light glaze of semen
I gave my girl friend a white carpet yesterday
Eating your girl out without using your tongue
Her: I'm glad you shaved your face before shuffling carpet for me
Him: Yeah
someone, particularly a lesbian who performs oral sex on a hairy pussy.
my mom said if you want to become a lesbian, you have to lick carpet - south park s1 ep11 refers to the term carpet muncher
To maintain and groom the female pubic hair (i.e. bush) to convey a pleasing appearance of the vagina (i.e. her shed).
Chris: Did you get any from Marie?
Kevin: Yea, we did oral and she really carpeted the shed!
When you're eating a girl out doggie-style and she Hershey-squirts into her pubes.
I was going down on my girl last night and she got carpet gravy all over me!