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Diarrhea. Liquid brown. Butt vomit. Looks like what Kevin from The Office dropped on the carpet.
The poop version of roller coaster casserole.
Oh god, after all those hot wings last night I dropped a huge batch of carpet chili in the toilet. My ass will never be the same.
the act of Cumming on your girl friends face and rubbing it around giving her a light glaze of semen
I gave my girl friend a white carpet yesterday
When a female had a good amount of hair on her pubic area.
I was really munchin' on that devils carpet man.
when you’re going doggy on the floor and the bottom gets rug burn on their face.
“Did you and Ben hook up last night?”
“Yeah, he totally gave me a carpet kiss!”
One who has committed the act of carpet nashing, i.e someone who enjoys oral sex with a female.
She didn't know if he was a carpet nasher, but came to realize he enjoyed it. Represented by the 😖 Emoji (yucky carpet nasher) or the 😛 happy, "my girlfriend just showered" carpet nasher
When a man has way too much pubic hair, to the point of absurdity.
Have you seen Raj's junk? He has a serious banana carpet going on.
Eating your girl out without using your tongue
Her: I'm glad you shaved your face before shuffling carpet for me
Him: Yeah