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When you think a poo is really big but you look and it's tiny.
Been turtling all day and finally got to the shitter. Went to have a look at the monster, turns out it was only a catfish poo
Very large and hairy male anus.
All you're going to catch with that chode is a San Francisco catfish.
So it's basically where you pretend to be someone on the interenet that you're not
- Piper Rockelle
I'M GONNA CATFISH MY BOYFRIEND!
I LIKE CATFISHING MY BOYFRIEND!
Someone who uses other peoples photos, videos, name, etc. to get a person's attention (typically on social media)
"I think that girl is Catfishing you!! Dont talk to her anymore"
When you don't tell someone they're adopted their entire lives. They submit their DNA to ancestry and people tell them not to that it's fake and doesn't work anyway. And then their DNA comes back not matching their family and you tell them that it must be contaminated or they mixed up the kits.
The adoption catfishing ended at her adoptive mom's funeral. A well-meaning relative told her and now she gets to deal with her grief, the shock of finding out she's adopted and no one to ask questions to.
"Ellie-Mae Cattle got a edible of her mate"
"What a catfish slag"
Retrocatfish(ing) is an act in which a person you have met online uses/sends old photos or photos before they went through a noticeable physical change.
This commonly happens on dating websites where people post pictures that are a couple of years old. Maybe a person got a new tattoo a few months ago, but did not update their photos. The most extreme version of this is when someone saves older pictures of themselves to specifically send to people in the present day to make one interested in them; with deceitful intent.
Common example: I was so excited to meet Humberto and touch his curls. It turns out he retro-catfished me and had cut them off a year ago!
Extreme example: I can't believe Justin would send me a daily retro-catfish snapchat from 4 years ago. He did not look the same at all!