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The saying "certified yapper" means someone who believes they are certified for talking too much/saying dumb shit.
"I consider myself a certified yapper!"
"If I yap too much, then I must be a certified yapper!"
a certified gooner is someone that is open about their addiction to gooning and prolbably has a 30 hour streak of gooning to pornography on the weekend. this person is so down bad for the hub that they even watch it in school, at home, in the car, and more. this person will stay a virgin forever if they do not quit their gooning soon, before it is too late.
Gooner: dude I just stayed up all day over the weekend watching some Angela white and jonny sins going at it
random civil person: 'dials 911' there is a certified gooner on the streets terrorizing the public send help
a person who goons all the time. by all the time I mean all the time. I mean they have a 34 hour gooning streak over the weekend, and they wonder why they are tired all the time. they goon in school, in work (if they manage to get a job) they goon at home most often and they even goon at family gatherings.
dog, i managed to goon for 78 hours a couple days ago
so that's why you weren't at school you certified gooner, and stop looking at my tits loser
But why? I am the epiphony of rizz
i will let you think that
wanna be my sex toy?
*dials 911
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If someone is weave nation-certified, this means that they are a dodging expert. Throw them stuff, but no matter what, they will dodge left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical everything.
dude 1: yo, have you seen dude 3? bro is a goddamn weave nation-certified!
dude 2: yeah, bro is DEFINITELY him.
If someone says they are weave nation-certified, that means that they are REALLY good at dodging stuff. you can throw just about ANYTHING you got, but no matter what, they will ALWAYS dodge, left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical. good luck trying to even hit them in a dodgeball game.
dude 1: bro, have you seen dude 3? he's a goddamn weave nation-certified fellow!
dude 2: yeah, i gotta agree with ya. he will definitely become HIM if he keeps training like dat.
If someone is weave nation-certified, this means that they are a dodging expert. Throw them stuff, but no matter what, they will dodge left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical everything.
dude 1: yo, have you seen dude 3 dodging? HE IS TRULY A WEAVE NATION-CERTIFIED, BRAH!
dude 2: hell yeah man, he is definitely HIM.
A Certified Draken is someone who goes to lengths much farther than a Karen would, this term was made cause of the rapper/singer "Drake" it is a word that is aimed towards his ego and the pettiness that comes with it like following someone's daughter who just turned 18 (who is also artist named Laila!) over her dad (who happens to be the rapper/singer Mos Def) pretty much calling his music something you would hear in Target in his own words: "It feels like a lot of his music is compatible with... shopping." also Drake seems to have a thing for following peoples ex wives when his poor ego is hurt (in this case Record Producer and DJ Mustard) over producing the song "Not Like Us" by "Kendrick Lamar" and wearing a Toronto Blue Jays hat when it was just the last hat he had during that time. Overall Drake's hurt ego and pettiness makes him go lengths beyond what a Karen would usually do. (You could also use this term against drake fans who try to defend drake or say he somehow won the beef when he clearly lost)
Guy 1: Bro what the fuck is going on with John? he been on some weird ass shit recently...
Guy 2: I know right? dude.. He's been taking shit WAYYY beyond, he acting like a whole " Certified Draken" right now bro..
Guy 1: na.. that's wld.