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Champagning is the act of jerking off until the point of near ejaculation. The jerker then swiftly places their thumb over the tip, causing the load to spray like champagne.
Man one: ‘Nice haircut’
Man two: ‘Thanks. I think I’m going to do some Champagning tonight.’
Getting the tip of your schlong (peepee) removed
champagning
Tom: hey man did you hear about what happened to Raphael?
Joe: yeah...heard he got champagned, popped open like a cork bottle
Flat Champagne. Adjective. Used to describe a leader, Liz Truss, who claims her "Liz Fizz" economic plans are a work of a genius.
Also used to describe a bitter Daily Express/Mail reader
Did you hear about the "Liz Fizz"? Turns out it was fucking flat Champagne, again.
An oxymoron.
Champagne can only come from France, in the region of Champagne.
Somebody tell Donald Trump that there's no such thing as American Champagne businesses.
It's when you line a grandmother up with her daughter under her and the granddaughter under the mom and pour champagne into her pussy and let it run down the daughter and drink it out of the granddaughter pussy
Oh my God were you there the other day when Becky and her mom and grandmother did in Alabama champagne waterfall. It was so fucking hot
It's when you line a grandmother up with her daughter under her and the granddaughter under the mom and pour champagne into her pussy and let it run down the daughter and drink it out of the granddaughter pussy
Oh my God were you there the other day when Becky and her mom and grandmother did in Alabama champagne waterfall. It was so fucking hot
A lager top made from something cheap like Carling or Fosters and instead of lemonade they use Tim Martin's jizz
I'm celebrating so can I have a Wetherspoons Champagne please