Checked out

The period of time after you have given notice of resignation from a job before you actually leave. When you don't care about the work you are doing anymore or the general welfare of the business or the staff.

This can also be apply to someone who doesn't care about their job anymore and is about to quit.

Example: Hey Bob have you got those reports ready for Monday? Naah, I'm totally checked out.

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Vibe Check

A vibe check is a phrase said before checking someone’s vibe. Checking a vibe involves making strong physical contact with someone else using either fists (not necessarily your own) or another blunt object.

A vibe check is failed if the victim expresses signs of pain or discomfort at the vibe check. If the check is failed, the victim must be eliminated.

Tim: “Vibe check!”
Chad: “Huh?”
Tim: *Punches Chad in the stomach*
Chad: “Ow! Dude, what the hell?”
Tim: “Dang man, you failed the vibe check, i’ll have to eliminate you.”

ALTERNATIVELY:

Tim: “Vibe check!”
Chad: “Huh?”
Tim: *Hits Chad over the head with a lamp*
Chad: “Oh thanks man, wasn’t sure if i was vibing or not.”
Tim: “No prob bro, of course you’re vibing, just had to check.”

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Reality Check

Finally realizing your life sucks more than you actually thought.

Man 1: I was hanging in this great cardboard box the other day!

Man 2: Reality check

Man: Wow i am a hobo after all. My mom was right

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Wave Check

When someone wit the freshest waves takes off their du rag for a viral video

Yooooo javazion do a Wave check I know u got sauce

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seat check

Anouncing that you are reserving your spot when you have to get up and get something.

"I'm gonna get a beer. Seat check."

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check please

when a situation or person creates a uneasy almost awkward feeling and this term creates an out implying " time to go" Just like in a restaurant when customers are ready to leave they say check please to the waitress.

" That fool be like stuck to m like glue- almost like stocking my ass....everything was cool until today when he followed me around like a lost puppy even to my house ---"Check please"

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Holy Check

A statement of utter surprise usually when in starcraft 2. Can be used in either good situations or bad situations. Can also be applied to situations of epic win.

<Cella blows up 30 marines with two banelings>

Cella: HOLY CHECK!

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