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When a gentleman -blams!- inside a menstruating woman and subsequently cleans up after himself.
"Dude, did you hear Ceci likes getting strawberry cheesecakes?"
"No way?? I could have sworn she was totally vanilla."
A person who is more important to you than sex. So, if you had to choose between that person and sex, you would choose them without hesitation.
My husband is cheesecake!
A giant dumpy possessed by a man
“Dang - he’s got that cheesecake.”
“Yeah you can tell he hits glutes”
Cheesecake is a synonym to good/great/terrific/gorgeous/perfect/cool.
Being told you are cheesecake is a very great compliment. If told you are thy cheesecake or being very cheesecake take it as a compliment this is a good thing. Antonym to Uncheescake.
“That was very cheesecake”
“Did you see how cheesecake Willis was being”
Used in reference to marijuana by well-off suburban western Canadian kids so as to avoid being found out by their helicopter parents and teachers. Classically coined in 2013 when a class-famous 8th-grade stoner said that to him, weed tastes like cheesecake.
The idea was highly successful, allowing for many otherwise highly-parented teens to skirt their parent's radar and get high.
Its modern day use-case is mostly nostalgic; however, it is not uncommon to find it used in the realm of worried girlfriends and wives.
How it was coined:
Some kid: I love getting high, but weed tastes like shit. It's like all of the bad parts of hotdog meat.
Class-famous stoner: Nah man, weed tastes amazing. It's just like cheesecake.
Example Sentence:
Kid: Hey dude, I got some cheesecake at lunch today. Want to come over for a sleepover this weekend to eat it?
Kid's Friend: Yeah man, sure. I could get high.
A really funny guy who likes talking in dayz servers
Yo did you hear about cheesecake and his legendary level 50 grind?