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Someone who fails at masturbation because their penis is to small and not erect.
i was being a choad choker yesterday i failed horibly.
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she wanted food in the bed? i gave her ass choade-a-la-mode
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When your penis is wider than long but it has freckels on it to act like choclate chips!
Miles has a cookie dough choad!
An inevitable porno flick based on the novel adaptation featuring Tom Hanks and Audrey Tautou.
Cannes will probably love The Da Vinci Choad. Damn dirty French.
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A specifically engineered sex toy for use in the rectum. It specifically is constructed to mimic a standard butt plug with the addition of an authentic raccoon tail affixed to the non business end. Midwestern in origin, the original idea of using a sex toy with an attached fur bearer tail came from the bowels of Portland Oregon's passive-agressive underground swinger scene
Hipster 1: Hey, what's the new rage in kinky shit?
Hipster 2: I prefer a Portland choad tickler, especially with a cup of stumptown coffee and a voodoo doughnut.
a complete, and utterly disturbed individual. He is a crazy womanizing skank ass bitch who is in complete denial about his sexual orientation. If you would like a better definition, please watch I Love You Man.
"You do not need to be splitting commission with that frosty hair choad"(www.IMDb.com)
A fatter than it is long weiner with a scoop of your favorite ice cream!!!
Your mom only likes choads if there choad a la mode.
Mint Chocolate Chip is my favorite flavor of choad a la mode.