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something that can not and will not ever happen.
Stacy: hey, how likely do you think it is for me to lose weight?
Tom: as likely as a Chuck Norris fail!
(Chuck Norris appears from the shadows, Roundhouse kicks Stacy in the face, and gives Tom a high-five)
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1. Robotic version of Chuck Norris who appears in Waterman cartoons. Has the ability to skip time and kick ass.
2. Something, or someone who didn't do anything.
3. Comic relief.
1. "Robotic Chuck Norris owes you nothing!"
"I'm equipped with the ability to skip time! I skipped a downward spiral of depression and retardedness to get to this mess.."
2. "Robotic Chuck Norris had nothing to do with that. That just sucked OUT OF CONTROL."
"IT WAS HIM"
"Dude, he's so Robotic Chuck Noris!"
3. "Gone goldfishing!"
"That was lame!"
*THUNK* "Aha ha ha ha ha ha Good times."
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A cock that resembles the performance of a Chuck Norris action movie; a beastly cock.
1.)He fucked me so hard with his Chuck Norris Cock last night.
2.)Man your cock is so small, too bad you don't have my chuck norris cock
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Originating in Fargo ND, the Chuck Norris is a shot of UV Cherry Vodka dropped into 3-4 ounces of Liquid Ice energy drink. It's majorly popular in Grand Forks ND college bars such as Sledster's.
Brian: Let's get some Jag Bombs! Alyssa, you in?
Alyssa: No, but I'll take a Chuck Norris shot. Fuck jag bombs...ick.
Brian: Fuck it. Let's all get Norris's. Pangle, I'll get 5 Chucks!
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Random Person: "I bet Chuck Norris could kick yo azz."
Random Person 2: "I agree because I would kneel down and kiss his holy foot as it slams into my unworthy face, after which I would go home and show my family that I am not worthless because I had been touched by the Holy One."
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Superman and Catwoman once had a son, this boy was tought martial arts by Jackie Chan and learnt how to use the force by Yoda. He had joint lessons from Hitler and Stalin on becoming powerful, and he once took on the whole of sparta.... and won!...
This boy was bullied at school by Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris kicks ass
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