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Mitchell Clark

The best trash can hucker in all of Montgomery County

Wow mom, look at that Mitchell Clark over there! I want to be just like him when I grow up!

by Tonyhawkproskater7 April 11, 2019


lily clarke

big booty but flat chested af

wow, she looks like a lily clarke! thats a shame

by lily clarke December 9, 2016


Ebony Clarke

A dirty slut hoe that cracks onto men in relationships at a work place.

Did you hear about the chick from HR?
Yeah she really did an Ebony Clarke hey?
My missus would fuckin obliterate the bitch

by Workchick March 7, 2022


pulled a Clark

To tear off all your bed sheets in the night and end up on a bare mattress

Man, I pulled a Clark last night and woke up freezing.

by Bubulcitate June 30, 2019


Tommy Clarke

The hottest man alive
Really respectful and genuinely takes the time to care for you. He doubts himself a lot but he is honestly the definition of perfection. I love u loads u silly goose 😘😘

Tommy Clarke is my nan

by Fat cabbage June 4, 2021


Kimberly Clark

A specific type of bowel movement, typically produced by humans on a zero fiber diet, which has a texture consistent with organic peanut butter - this require the usage of nearly an entire role of toilet paper. This is of great financial benefit to Kimberly Clark - the worlds largest manufacturer of toilet paper.

One week my diet consisted entirely of saltine crackers, peanut butter, Oreo cookies, pretzels and sourdough bread. This resulted in my producing 1-2 Kimberly Clarks per day and forced a diet change rich in Brussels sprouts and Sauerkraut.

by MR Nipple June 7, 2014


Cheif Clark

The reincarnation of God as we know it.

did you see cheif clark today he is a god

by thegreatoceansarebig February 17, 2021