close your head

badass way of saying "shut up"

"close your head, bo, and i won't squirt metal."

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closed loop relationship

An intimate relationship of common understanding and agreement among three individuals, usually where two persons are married or similarly bound; where individuals may be heterosexual, homosexual, or bisexual; and, where all individuals remain faithful and exclusive to each other.

Unlike a ménage à trois, a closed loop relationship ("clr") is typically a long-term relationship that involves a third individual as a functioning, participating partner. Also unlike a ménage à trois, intimacy is not the sole motivation and serves as complement to the relationship. Individuals in a clr may live together, though this is not typical. At the fringes of a clr is the situation where one participant is a committed participant in another relationship, such as being married.

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Play me close

Trying to decieve, or mislead. To trick.

I can't belive that bitch tried to play me close.

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emotionally close

The aspect of a personal or professional relationship (particularly in government office) between a senior man and a younger woman that includes, but is not limited to, fellatio.

"We were emotionally close" - Bill Clinton (Forty-Second President of the United States, 1998)

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White willow close

A gated community in Ashford, where many famous people live, such as Gordon Ramsey, Simon Cowell, Ali Larsen, Gross Gore and Coksal

A: Where were you last weekend
B: I hung out with celebreties in White Willow Close

gross n close

An seemingly unnattractive tinder match within a 10 mile radius.

"We got ourselves a gross N close!"

closed can of peaches

(Noun) Calling someone a virgin; referring to someone's virginity (mostly referring to a girl's virginity)

Cara: Gosh I'm so horny right now. I really need a fuckbuddy.

Me:Hun, you're a closed can of peaches. You can survive without dick.