Rolling coal in the bedroom is when you take your favorite laxative, and chase it with a bottle of Pepto Bismol. This creates an explosive black diarrhea that you release at climax, usually across a wall or in the direction of a white curtain
I was giving her the montana muskit loader when I started rolling coal all over her curtains
The ultimate form of cuckoldry, where hubby makes a huge black smoke Baby Reveal in traffic to announce that all the BBC Breeding Parties were finally successful.
Hubby was Rolling Coal out of 441 as he rubbed the baby bump another man had put there.
The new politically correct and progressive way of using the term "black sheep."
Nobody wants to be labeled as a coal wool, but at least racial insensitivity has been e-raced (Yes, that was intentional)!
When you drink moonshine with a chicken wing as your chaser.
Barkeep, can I have a canary in a coal mine, and can you make it boneless?
A person who succeeds in everything all the time.
“Hey Carson, you’re such a coal huffer”
“Thanks Ryan, now go make me a sandwich”
A Coal Colored Cretin is someone with a dark skintone that is aggravating you in some way
"Listen here you coal colored cretin, quit stealing my KFC"