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Rolling Coal

The ultimate form of cuckoldry, where hubby makes a huge black smoke Baby Reveal in traffic to announce that all the BBC Breeding Parties were finally successful.

Hubby was Rolling Coal out of 441 as he rubbed the baby bump another man had put there.

by cb757 January 04, 2024


Canary in a coal mine

When you drink moonshine with a chicken wing as your chaser.

Barkeep, can I have a canary in a coal mine, and can you make it boneless?

by twccman June 06, 2022


Shoving windmill blades into a coal mine

Like sweeping something under a rug. This is the post modern, gen z style way to imply a new connotation of the underlying political weight that we can hide something in place that is obviously going to out itself eventually, but since politics are so short sighted, it's fine... This is fine... We will just shove these here for now and pretend that the waste is not as bad for the planet as other thing like... Cow farts.

Definition: "Shoving windmill blades into a coal mine" is like trying to hide something that is embarrassing, illegal, or wrong, or trying to keep a problem secret. Like, sweeping something under a rug. The additional connotation is that there is an added layer of betrayal to the common man because something described this way means the thing is being hidden by the very body that promises to have our best interest in mind.

For example, when her mother found out she had cancer, and realized that it was likely due to the mother's habitual smoking for years, she chose to shove the windmill blades into a coal mine and just convince the girl that it was just a cold that wouldn't quit and vitamins would be fine.

by CommonSense.exe January 24, 2025


coal huffer

A person who succeeds in everything all the time.

“Hey Carson, you’re such a coal huffer”
“Thanks Ryan, now go make me a sandwich

by Mongoose11 December 22, 2021


coal wool

The new politically correct and progressive way of using the term "black sheep."

Nobody wants to be labeled as a coal wool, but at least racial insensitivity has been e-raced (Yes, that was intentional)!

by Arnie Grape April 12, 2022


Coal miners tea party

Double dicks on dicks

She loves a good coal miners tea party.

by KY123456 March 10, 2018


Coal Powered Train

It means you need and energy booster or some sort (Gatorade, pills, etc) power you have sex or you'll be to tired, or "weakened" easily.

"Your boyfriend is a real Coal Powered Train."
I know right, he just keeps "chugging" along."

by Chuga chuga chuie April 19, 2016