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The most logically-challenged portion of the general population for which the most obvious warnings, posts, signs and instructions must be written or designed to avoid catastrophe.
On the lid of the coffee cup: Contents may be hot.
On a package of kitchen knives: Caution! Items are sharp.
On a trash bag: Do not place over head.
At a railroad crossing: No parking.
On a clothes dryer: Do not place children or animals inside.
"This is the dumbest sign I've ever seen. Do they think I'm a complete moron?"
"Dude. Gotta plan for the Dumbest Common Denominator."
A blatantly biased website where reviews of critics do not match with parent and kid reviews onsite and IMDB reviews offsite, that constantly sets shows at a higher age rating so kids cannot watch it because they deem it "offensive", and lower age ratings of things that young kids shouldn't be watching because they are "inclusive". Example:
Breaking Bad is rated 17+ because it promotes "bad views of women", even though the show is rated 16+ globally.
The Barbie Movie is rated 11+, because it promotes "good views of women" even though the show is rated 13+ globally. The Barbie movie is only rated "2/5" for sexual content even though there are PLENTY of double entendres. Common Sense Media claims to be a non-profit, however this is not true whatsoever and the company charges people for viewing multiple reviews a day. They have a revenue of $25,452,329. They try to hid content from kids for political reasons.
Any girl generally in America who is obsessed with these things:
-starbucks
-uggs
-iphone/ipad
-nike
-vera bradley
-use of the word "YAAAAAS"
-use of the words "i can't even"
-selfies
-selfie sticks
-instagram
-twitter
-constantly posting on snapchat
Common white girl:
Why is there such a long line at starbucks? They are all white girls.
A piece of shit website where soccer moms who have children that want to play a game or watch a tv show or a movie refer to to see if it has positive messages, violence, sex, drugs, and of course the worst category ever CONSUMERISM. To get a good review it must go with the common sense media guidelines. They give all good movies 3 stars which sucks.
Teenager in high school : hey mom can I play fortnite and roblox kids games suck
Mom: let me check common sense media
Mom: no it’s 18+
Mom: it’s not stop treating like a baby I’m 17 curse you
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Common phrase used by internet users in a way to display approval towards an statement made by Andrew Tate, sometimes used ironically.
Andrew Tate: "Vaping is stupid"
@spiderthe99goat: Common Tate W
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Wears, does, or uses the following things
-Nike shoes socks and shirts
-wears cargo shorts or cacky pants
-wears an snep bek (snap back in spoderman)
-calls everyone bruh
-plays Call of Duty
-thinks they're a "baller"
-constantly makes sexual or racist jokes
-shrek
-talks like they're black
-listens to drake
-is as painfully awkward as Rob Lowe
-can't survive a minute without a member of their crew before getting picked off by a cougar
Just look around your school, common white boys everywhere.
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The kid in class who slows down the rest by having to get every last thing repeated to him/her 8 times before understanding it.
Teacher 1) I hear you got Tommy and Linda in English class. I had them last year. They're some really bright kids.
Teacher 2) Yeah, but I feel horrible. It's damn near Christmas and we still haven't finished basic sentence structure because Kyle still doesn't understand subject-verb agreement and he asks me 2 dozen questions per class that I've already answered.
Teacher 1) That's always so unfortunate, when the brightest in the bunch are put in the same classes as the Slowest Common Denominator.
Teacher 2) Yeah. I wish there was room in the budget to have more advanced classes.
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