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It’s someone who is considered a bad person or is a bitch
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since there is a lack of women at a con what litte amount of women there is suddenly goes up about 3 to 4 numbers on the 1 to 10 scale
example:dude i think i was wearing con goggles yesterday i saw the same girl yesterday at the con she was a nine but after the con the next day i saw her she was a six
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Mothers that go to Vegas and tell their daughters they’re in the hospital
I’m in the hospital I can’t talk bye lol CON ARTIST
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When a woman is having her period and you want to warn other males about it you say Def Con.
Mom: Timmy!!!! Clean your fothermucking room!!!!!!
Timmy: What the hells with mom?
Bobby: Def Con
Timmy: Ohh. Thanks.........sure mom.....i love you!
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a person who is a liar and a cheat for the purpose of stealing, often homless and under the influence of demorahl and crack
Im always approched by hella con jacks trying to get a peice of mine, when im trying to get some peace of mind.
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A fiscal republican with some liberal social views.
Nancy Reagan is a crunchy con about stem cell research.
The crunchy cons believe decriminalizing and taxing marajuana could be profitable and alleviate the drug wars at the border.
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The act of pretending you are busy texting so as to avoid making awkward eye contact with people who are walking passed you in public. By con-txting, you "con" people into believing you are too busy texting to look up at them.
Jane: "So I'm at the mall and this creepy old dude is walking towards me so I took out my phone and started con-txting"
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